What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:28
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?
{RING} {RING}
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Yes sir it is.
What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??